You know you're getting older when the local crowd down at the bar begin calling you 'Scrotum Face'?

Girls always seem attracted to either motorcycles (especially if they're Harleys) or the men who drive them....even if they are dirtbikes! You always seem to see vile men hitting on women, who would otherwise turn them down, but then as soon as like 80% of them see that motorcycle in the bar's parking lot, their whole world changes and they go out with the person-usually only for sex, but still....like what makes these men so manly? Because they ride, instead of drive? Because their hair is whipped by the wind? Because they have black leather saddlebags? I mean, really what's the attraction? That it is an attraction, like a ride?